WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8295

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Star Shards Collected:	113
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	7394

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	197	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mines Excavated:	4158	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BumbleCraft

Survival

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	5164
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9719
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	194

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	2760	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!