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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Ores Mined:	7748
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	7378
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	1751
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3513	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Farms Harvested:	143	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4972
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Dragon Eggs Found:	8259	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.