WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Items Found:	7468	Love Letters Sent:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2349
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	2180
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	5734

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8316
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ores Mined:	8668	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	253660
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.