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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	660226	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2074
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crops Grown:	7490

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	5157	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Potions Brewed:	93
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	542
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

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Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Void Gems Collected:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Emeralds Found:	940
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Towns Built:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	198
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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