WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension Hops:	4

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Votes:	7211
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	339	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Animals Bred:	133
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3556	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Endless Night Skies:	5

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Emeralds Found:	6039	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3021	Wilderness Tamed:	18

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com