WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Votes:	6963
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Emeralds Found:	3362	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Zombie Dances:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Emeralds Found:	7146	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5179

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	6877
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
New Chunks Explored:	635651	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net