WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	93
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Votes:	2100

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1460	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9797
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5757
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4495
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	5978
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3886

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5255
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Animals Bred:	194	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Votes:	2951	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	9886	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Towns Built:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	167	Ores Mined:	7853

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Star Shards Collected:	141
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	5759	Holy Grails Found:	2

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

uncovery.me