WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Star Shards Collected:	202	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5140	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Votes:	5038
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	449	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Star Shards Collected:	286
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	271
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Dragon Eggs Found:	9530
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1735	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	63
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	133	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	178
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Farms Harvested:	366	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com