WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Angry, BIZARRE, Confused, Entertainment, Frustrated, guys, humor, internet, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Problem, rant, reaction, smp, social media, strange, Video, viral video, weird, what the actual fuck, WTF

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

MineServe Hardcore Factions PvP

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	140
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1189	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

A little bit about the server The is a Hardcore Factions PvP server. There will only be land protection for the factions meaning that chests and doors will be open able. There will be no unraidable bases. Obsidian can be blown up. Obsidian can be blown up with water on top of it or around it with a few extra hits. It’s a brand new server and you know what that means! A brand new world!! There is no boder limit!! You also gain money by killing mobs!

184.164.77.147

TheNode Network

Pixelmon

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

A pixelspark server looking for new players to come enjoy this modpack! We offer gyms, tournaments a casino and more!

px.thenodemc.com

Allison Craft

Creative, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

A fun simple Small Sever.

MC-PC.US

TwistedPixel | Velocity Network | 100% Free Always!

Bungeecord, Hardcore, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Minigames, Skyblock, Survival, Vulcan, Waterfall

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2820
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4

🚀 Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis! 🌍

Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! 🎉 Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!

Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers:🌟 Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins!🌿 Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration!☁️ Sky Block (NEW): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!⚔️ Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest!🎮 Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun!

Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! 🚀

Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! 🌈 #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

mc.xtwistedx.com

Loyle Servers Minecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Towns Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

After a request to bring the server back online, ive updated the website and server to the latest versions!

Loyle is Back once again, come and enjoy minecraft on loyle with access to the Loyle Store (Essentials Economy System) It will make building soo much easier!

To access the store you simply have to Register from within mincraft: /register

Then to access the store, login at http://loyle.org/ and youll find the store inside

loyle.org

Myraeon Roleplay Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	255
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Note: PLEASE APPLY ON OUR WEBSITE TO BE WHITELISTED AS THIS IS A ROLEPLAY SERVER!

Myraeon is a Minecraft server made to showcase the advanced features and exciting new developments that come with the long awaited 1.7. Our huge, skillfully hand painted map of 15,000×15,000 blocks was made with the future visions of player made towns, epic PVP battles, and detailed emotional RP. There are vast expanses of land where you can escape society and live as you wish; beautiful cities that can reflect the wealth and society of the people; and chances are hidden everywhere for adventure and discovery. A whole hidden history is just waiting to be uncovered and a whole new story awaiting creation with every step you take and every block you lay. There is potent magic, dangerous wilderness’, and mystery left from the ancient Myraeic culture, are you strong enough to take it on?

myraeon.minecraft.ms

GoldenLeaf Survival

KitPvP, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4649
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	9910

Introduction: Very user friendly survival server. We mainly focus on bringing you the best towny survival experience with simple plugins and best survival experience.

Our amazing custom website: http://www.goldenleaf-mc.com/

-Towny -Very user friendly spawn -cheap admin shop -Mob arena -Grief Rollback -a few custom plugins/skripts – 32 GB ram

goldenleafmc.com

DeniedNetwork

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Faction/PvP server that you can play on and have fun with alot of awesome plugins!

109.169.58.87

Fortune Penitentiary

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14

This server is a Non-OP Prison that is dedicated to bringing premium gameplay to all of its users! With friendly staff, and very custom gameplay, we do our best to ensure this is true!

Server Features: Black Markets in each rank Many different mine parties Custom plugins Intelligently resetting mines Many custom items Plot World

With custom high quality made plugins, and a hand crafted prison, we want you to enjoy your experience as much as possible. Join now, and have the experience of a lifetime (in prison)!

The server IP is play.fortunemc.net

play.fortunemc.net

Magmatropolis

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

This server is a whitelisted server for people who enjoy using many mods and wont have a problem installing the mods.. with the mods installed there a few conflicted ids message me at [email protected] regarding any installation issues or id conflicts. I am also an avid user of google plus and hangouts so message me on that as well. Ill give you the mod versions if needed but they should all be the latest for 1.6.4. Feel Free To ask ANY questions regarding the server. Also applications required before i whitelist you on the server, i am VERY paranoid. Im not gonna give you a format just try and impress me 🙂 Mod list : Mo creatures, Biomes o Plenty, Blood Magic, CodechickenCore, CustomMobSpawner, Enchiridion, ExtrabiomesXL , ExtraTIC, Gravity Gun , Trail Mix, Hats Mod, KeithyUtils, Magical Crops, Mariculture, metallurgy, Powersuits , Nature, notenoughcodecs, Not Enough Items , Numina , OpenBlocks , OpenMods, Portal Gun, Tinkers construct, Thaumcraft, ThermalExpansion, Ichun Util, Waila

198.154.115.8

FR Team Ethernity

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Zombie Dances:	8

PIXELMON ETH: WHAT IS IT? – A completely free server! – Legendary and shiny Pokemon in natural spawn. – A Teamspeak 3 server so that everyone can get to know each other: ts.team-ethernity.fr – An updated server of versions tested and approved by players. – An ever more motivated staff, attentive and available to members. – Magnificent and varied cities. – A complete map (cities, pokemon league, shop, pokecenter) – An atmosphere rarely equaled. – Excellent member/staff communication, rarely present on the servers. http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

pixelmon.team-ethernity.fr

Adv.Minecraft-Romania.Ro

Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5067
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Survival / 1vs1

193.84.64.155

PlanetX64

Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crops Grown:	8549	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Extreme Slimefun Survival server. This is not your normal survival, this is not for wimps, don’t bother if you’re a baby. you want op? yeah that’s what all 5 year old want. if you can’t take it go to your mommy and cry.

SERVER UPDATED

itzd0ge.woahbox.com

Maxmine Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mines Excavated:	4343
Enchantments Applied:	179	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3267
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

The greatest russian server On our server you can enjoy different types of games. Despite that fact our server was organized 3 months ago we have already got 1600 online. Hope you enjoy playing on MaxMine 🙂

mc.maxmine.me

DifferentCraft – Towny / Faction Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	156
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Want A awesome Small Minecraft towny server with cool plugins such as Jobs, McMMO, Auctions, Diablo Drops, SkyDiving, Mob Arena And More? Well This is the server for you

Our Minecraft Towny Server has evolved around the famous plugin Towny. We are a unique minecraft Towny server with lots of things that you will enjoy doing! We run McMMO so you can level up what you do the best! We Also run a good economy where you can buy/sell items with each other ingame with markets at spawn.

If your New To Minecraft this is server you would want to start off on. We have a support system where you can summit tickets to our Friendly Mods asking For help with commands or other Things Such As Making a shop or making a town.

We also have a TeamSpeak Server where you can socialize with other fellow minecraft players.

TeamSpeak 3: ts.differentcraft.net

Mc.DifferentCraft.net