WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Animals Bred:	189

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Farms Harvested:	292	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

hope.pocketmc.net:25167

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4145
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

waterfunnetwork.playmc.be

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	635087	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	8005	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2846
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Emeralds Found:	2701	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	73
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Votes:	9907

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	8880
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7116
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com