WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	245

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3021
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mines Excavated:	1458	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	3159

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	186	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!