WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Minecraft SMP, Parkour, and OneBlock server with both Java & Bedrock cross-play support! Tons of features such as custom enchants, slimefun, skills, player-selected difficulty, and much more!Java Port: 25565 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Emeralds Found:	8618
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2343	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	4774	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5917

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Casual yet engaging Earth Survival Server with a Tycoon-style RPG experience? Look no further than NiftySMP! With Towny, you can claim your own territory and build prosperous cities and nations with friends! Earn money through Jobs and McMMO, create your own Player Shops and sell items in the Auction House! With over 1300+ Custom Quests and 28 Custom Ranks to climb, there are always new perks and rewards waiting for you on play.niftysmp.com! Join us today and start your adventure!Supported Versions: ◆ (1.18.x – 1.20.4)Features: ◆ 1:1000 Custom Earth Map and Dynmap ◆ No-War & No-Grief Survival using Towny ◆ Custom Ranking System, Quests & More!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!