WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	9735

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EstCraft

MCMMO, Survival

The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Skyland

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Reforged Network

Factions, FTB, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Reforged Network Vanilla & ModdedVanilla: > Survival Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Lifesteal Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Free For All (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Box PvP (1.9 > 1.20.1)Modded: > Arcane Classic (1.7.10) > FTAM Classic (1.7.10)Join our Discord Community! https://discord.gg/reforgedmc

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Omnablock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	123	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Honeycomb

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We welcome all new players to join us! Our friendly and pleasant Semi-Vanilla Survival allows for the best building experience. All players can join, as The Honeycomb has a no signup policy.→ A few of our plugins: • Trade Shop • Single Player Sleep • Grief Prevent→ More about the Honeycomb: • The last map reset was: 1st July 2023 (This was based on a community vote) • You’ll have access to a few commands such as /tpa, /kits and /homes. • There is a shopping district called Nectar Nook where players can build a shop & sell items. • We host weekly in-game events with limited edition prizes up for grabs. • Meetings are hosted in game which allow players to put across their opinions and suggestions. • You are able to arrange community building projects with the community. • The map will never reset without community votes and discussions. The previous map will also be available for download meaning you will never lose your projects.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Harlon City Server

Economy, Survival

A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4519	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Potions Brewed:	167	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

isoVerse is a Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.IP & Website: isoVerse.net | Join with Java + BedrockBegin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more! In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island! Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks! Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard! On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time! In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby! Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.