WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	1868	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

RomanMC Network (1.7 – 1.120.2) offers a premium experience for free! We are a semi-cracked server with tons of both premium and popular plugins to give you an experience of a lifetime!– Survival / Skyblock / Factions – 100+ Plugins Per Gamemode – Mob & Parkour Dungeons – McMMO – Pets That Fly! – Land Claiming + Town Claiming | 3D Subdivides – Mob Coins – 400+ Custom Enchants – Jobs – Auction Houses, Coinflips, LotteryWhat are you waiting for? Be part of our community at play.romanmc.net today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.