WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

We’ve been operating for over 2 years now, and very rarely reset, typically only for major updates unless it can be avoided. The server is best described as an RPG-like survival server, with a lot of freedom for you to choose how you play. New updates are being pushed every week, featuring tons of new mechanics only seen in mods, custom items, bosses, and more! I hope to see more friendly faces, all are welcome! And if you ever have any questions, concerns, or suggestions, feel free to reach me in the discord! Cheers <3

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Build the Vote

Creative

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.16 Survival server that uses Optifine & a unique Resource Pack to give players decorative items, such as furniture, weapons, costumes, and more! We focus on Aesthetic builds & building a helpful and friendly community where players can relax and build. To find out more about us, Visit us on PlanetMinecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Good luck!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Players Killed by Monsters:	2048
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same exact BORING experience on every single Minecraft server you join? So were we. That’s why TTVSMP was created. We’re a survival server with MiniGames, streamers, twitch drops, alcohol brewing, economy, shops, full-scale mob dungeons, Elite Mobs, arenas, active staff, grief protection, and over 100+ plugins to make sure everyone has FUN on our server – no exceptions. All of this sound good? Join us. We are NEVER pay-to-win and never will be. TTVSMP was created in the image of what we believe to be the “old school” Minecraft experience. We are mainly a survival server, but with an astounding amount of plugins, addons, & so many things to do. We can’t describe everything we have here because we are limited, so check out our Discord!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.