WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Boomercraft.eu

Economy, PvE, Vanilla

Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlutoCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PlutoCraft

Why Should You Join? – Dedicated Community – Daily Crate Keys – In-Game Shop – Bounties – & Much More!

Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WatAlca

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LibreLand

KitPvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TwentSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla, Whitelist

TwentSMP is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ZMinecraft

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server premium and no premium 1.8.x to 1.19.x

IP Java: play.z-mc.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.z-mc.net Puerto Bedrock: 19132

Survival OP Prison OP Oneblock FullPvP Survival Vanilla Survival Keep Inventory

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WolfQueens Origins

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dxrery Networks

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

– Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LOKAPSOS

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

IP: mc.lokapsos.es

Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

You can play 𝗠𝗠𝗣 & 𝗢𝗧oneBlock, so there’s something for everyone:

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	7315	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	911	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!