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McDonald’s Ice Cream Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your hopes up for a delicious McDonald’s ice cream cone, only to be told the ice cream machine is broken? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have unlimited McDonald’s ice cream for all players! No more broken machines, just creamy, dreamy soft serve for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical forest filled with talking animals who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare Minecraft items. Want a pet dragon? Just trade them a diamond and watch as your fiery companion appears before your eyes.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where anything is possible, including making McDonald’s ice cream great again!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loli Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: You log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Creepers doing the Macarena. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us on our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Decagrammaton where you can battle giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Limit Break Assault where you have to fight a field of special armor-wearing cows, or a Total Assault where you must navigate through an indoor maze filled with insane and tormenting obstacles? It’s like a Minecraft version of a twisted carnival, and you’re invited to join the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking sheep or a dancing Enderman. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. See you in the game!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft world? Do you dream of living in an RV and driving it around the country like a true nomad? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bullied and insulted on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow cute and nice players! Our community is filled with fluffy bunnies and rainbow unicorns who will shower you with compliments and virtual hugs. Join us for a magical experience where the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

/Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP

Aaliyah Mercury, AceWindhover, Ainslie_Vt, AirshowD, Arianna Foxton, Atropa Everwood, Bessie, Code Named Ferret, Edition, Elfinpsyop, EmberParadox458, enlist, firearm enthusiast, Fishmoochi, GachaGuns, Gondola Gaming, grimmiVT, Icelyn Winter, JMeZZ, Juncker_, Kana, KiitaVT, Koopa Fortuna, Kuromaru Oniisan, Leaflit Mitsuha, Minecraft, Rusty Claudia, smp, tactical, tactical vtubers, Vtubers

Welcome to the most tactically-themed Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for epic battles, strategic alliances, and firearm enthusiast vtubers like you’ve never seen before!

Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.

But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.

So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Jujutsu Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, Yuji won. Who is Yuji, you ask? Oh, just the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken named Clucky.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Yuji himself as he leads epic raids on other players’ bases, all while riding a majestic llama named Steve. But beware, Yuji has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their entire house with pink wool.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us where Yuji’s reign of chaos is just beginning. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in his crazy world of blocky adventures.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Cookie’s Bustle, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits.

Picture this: a land filled with giant cookies that you can ride like horses, a bustling market where you can trade diamonds for enchanted pickaxes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are evil mobs like the dreaded Cookie Monster and the mischievous Creeper King.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone! Join forces with other players to form epic alliances, build towering fortresses, and conquer the land together. And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our server’s special challenges like the Great Cookie Bake-Off or the Creeper King’s Dance Party.

So why wait? Join us on Cookie’s Bustle for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cookie connoisseur or the ruler of all creepers. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Gloomy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling gloomy and in need of some virtual companionship? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will listen to all your woes, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Need to vent about your virtual sheep farm not producing enough wool? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land of pixelated fun. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft ravine.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Guess Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the impending doom of post-election chaos! Our server is like a magical realm where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual feast. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total diva and loves to put on fashion shows for the players. So, if you want to witness a dragon strutting down the runway in the latest diamond armor, this is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CherryMine Free admin / free Minecraft server

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Welcome to the server with free donation, a server without admins and very few rules, to get a free donation write /free and /hack

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ruv Black Pipo Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where the pigs are pink, the cows can fly, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rare and elusive black pipo! Why do they ruv black pipo, you ask? Because these mysterious creatures drop diamonds instead of pork chops! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds or just hunt down some black pipo for some bling bling loot.

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary black pipo, build insane structures with our unlimited resources, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down and see why everyone is raving about our server – because who wouldn’t ruv black pipo and all the craziness that comes with it?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can hunt for treasures and riches beyond your wildest dreams. And don’t even get me started on our All Saints’ Wake event – it’s spook-tacular!

But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will blow your mind. From Saturday Morning Cartoons to Tokusatsu Watch Parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And let’s not forget about our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a real scream!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the fun never stops. Who knows, you might even run into a friendless loser meetup or two. See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers, LazuLight drama, and OBSYDIA shenanigans.

Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the magic happens, and Noctyx is where the chaos reigns supreme. ILUNA is the land of mystery, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines, and Krisis is where the drama unfolds.

But wait, there’s more! TTT is where you’ll find the bravest warriors, Denauth is where the adventure begins, and our Teamup schedule will keep you on your toes. And don’t forget about our Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous section for some extra spice!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring old face? Want to spice things up with some hilarious faceswaps but can’t because they’ve blocked it on the Face app? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special plugin that allows you to faceswap with any block in the game! That’s right, you can have a creeper face, a diamond block face, or even a dirt block face! Join us and unleash your inner blockhead in the most epic faceswapping adventure ever seen in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane feature!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4719