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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3069 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Are you tired of struggling with complicated Linux distros that make you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is easier to navigate than an archinstall script! Seriously, we’ve got more plugins than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
