WrongHoleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crops Grown:	2047
Void Gems Collected:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
New Chunks Explored:	258849	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	New Chunks Explored:	663878
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	59
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8568
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	875395
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Farms Harvested:	225
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	1141	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Items Found:	3451	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mines Excavated:	1378
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ores Mined:	817
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Star Shards Collected:	264
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1860	Villages Defended:	16

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com