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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	172	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3541
Buildings Constructed:	49	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9690
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1342	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1739
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.