Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	50
Ores Mined:	9062	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

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Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LNGShadowCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

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yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

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Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Farms Harvested:	973	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Secret Passages Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

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Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

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yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Villages Defended:	14
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1471	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.