Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Haitian immigrants carrying geese are welcome! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Trump demanding an apology for not joining our server sooner. Don’t miss out on the chance to build, mine, and troll your way to victory in the craziest SMP around!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY