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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 522 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 228 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
