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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 637 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
