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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8057 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 811779 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
