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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2281 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3919 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
