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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6206 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6265 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 7354 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
