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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8679 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
