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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6238 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
