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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4666 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 264 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
