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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 831 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
