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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2283 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
