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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 274 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 271 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
