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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9610 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2974 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
