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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5329 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Votes: | 9898 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 39 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 457 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 190 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
