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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4364 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Votes: | 4938 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5216 |
Mines Excavated: | 3491 | New Chunks Explored: | 218578 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!