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TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4540	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1854
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	683
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7867	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

Arcade, BlockBrawl, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, consoles, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates, video games, ZRTZV0XM

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, #intelligence gathering, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, HQ, intelligence agency headquarters, Israel, Israeli defense, israeli government, Israeli intelligence, israeli intelligence service, israeli secret service, Israeli security, israeli spy agency, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, secret, secret service, smp, Special Operations

Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45