Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Animals Bred:	53
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Farms Harvested:	439	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	8140	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1106	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	147	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.