World of DerpCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of bacon, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	New Chunks Explored:	855019
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Gypsy Transporter: Where Minecraft meets Romani culture in a hilariously chaotic server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it can transport gypsies from all over the world! That’s right, you’ll never know who you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world – maybe a fortune teller or a flamenco dancer!

But that’s not all – our server is so crazy, it’s rumored to be built on an ancient gypsy burial ground. Some say you can hear the faint sounds of tambourines and laughter echoing through the pixelated trees at night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a ghostly caravan passing by, led by a spectral fortune teller who will predict your Minecraft future!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to be whisked away on a magical journey filled with gypsies, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of fortune-telling fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ZapCraft: Where even the creepers are shocked by our electrifying gameplay!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the most electrifying PvP battles you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness players zapping each other with electric armor to become invincible warriors. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous. Plus, rumor has it that if you win a battle while wearing the electric armor, you’ll gain the ability to shoot lightning bolts from your fingertips. So come on, join us and let’s see who will be the ultimate electric warrior!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Creeper Conundrum: Radical HoMM3ism Edition

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Are you tired of the chaos and niggerdry of the modern world? Do you seek refuge in a land where you can escape the madness and immerse yourself in the world of HoMM3? Look no further, for our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for Radical HoMM3ism!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, conquer challenging scenarios, and engage in fierce HotA duels. Leave behind the niggerfaggotry of the outside world and embrace the glory of HoMM3!

But that’s not all – when you need a break from saving the world of Enroth, you can kick back and play vintage arcade games from the comfort of your own virtual home. It’s a double dose of nostalgia and fun!

So come join us on our server, where the only chaos you’ll find is in the battles you wage and the friendships you forge. Embrace Radical HoMM3ism and become the aristocrat of your own virtual soul!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SchizoCraft: Where you’re always switching between being a pro and a noob!

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Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions as you constantly alternate between being a doomer and an improover. One minute you’ll be building a beautiful castle, feeling like the king of the world, and the next you’ll be hiding in a hole, convinced that the creepers are out to get you. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just survive long enough to tell the tale of your epic Minecraft journey.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Asuka’s Chip-tastic Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: Asuka, the legendary potato chip connoisseur, is snacking away while building a giant potato chip castle. And guess what? You can join her on this epic adventure! But wait, there’s more – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground potato chip mine filled with rare flavors waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the potato chip madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blockwatch: Where Creeper Kills are Play of the Game

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Are you tired of being banned for accidentally setting fire to the entire village with your lava bucket? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all Chuds with open arms! We believe in second chances, third chances, heck, even fourth chances! So come on back and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban hammer, but let’s not dwell on that). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some more hilarious memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kenyan Invasion: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where we have a unique theme inspired by the wild adventures of Kenya invading Haiti with 60 million dollars! Who knew Minecraft could get so political?

Embark on quests to find hidden treasures in Haiti, battle it out with other players to claim your territory, and see if Kenya really puts their money where their mouth is in this crazy virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to meet the elusive Minecraft version of the Kenyan president leading the charge. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Respawn Rodeo: Where Dying is Just Another Way to Say Hello

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Are you tired of worshipping all the wrong things in life? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from your existential crisis! Join us and worship the almighty block, the one true ruler of the virtual world!

On our server, you can build your own temple to the block gods, sacrifice virtual chickens in their honor, and even participate in epic block-building battles to prove your devotion. Who needs money, beauty, or fame when you have the power of the block on your side?

So come join us and embrace the pixelated paradise that awaits you. Say goodbye to your earthly woes and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks. Worship death? Nah, we worship blocks, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Kids Club: Where we learn Minecraft facts faster than you can say ‘Creeper!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil llamas, build a house out of diamond blocks, and discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots! And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through telepathy? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Farms Harvested:	280
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	8075
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	251464	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

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Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	426647	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.