Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Animals Bred:	121	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1442
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2126
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	12557	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Animals Bred:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	818195
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Divine Spears Created:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.