Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Items Found:	1598

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	5369	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	732	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Emeralds Found:	710

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
New Chunks Explored:	530543	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	181	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	107
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	1979

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	260	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Armor Forged:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Farms Harvested:	197	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Dragon Eggs Found:	1155
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4276
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	70

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.