| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8720 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8593 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Votes: | 9890 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1718 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 131 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 6420 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2820 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 77 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2846 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 994 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7051 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9861 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6664 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9655 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1259 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 7653 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9917 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a popular streamer and content creator on Twitch. He is best known for his entertaining gameplay, humorous commentary, and engaging interactions with his audience. TimTheTatman has amassed a large following on social media and continues to be a prominent figure in the gaming community.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7186 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
We’re thrilled to announce that Hubris SMP is officially live! With 16 members now on board, we’re still looking for a few more creative and passionate players to complete our vibrant community. Don’t miss your chance to join us in this unique adventure!
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| Base Modpack: Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~30 custom mods to unleash ultimate creativity. |
| Dedicated Server: Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay. |
| Focus: Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. |
| Roleplay & Events: Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events. |
| Unique Gameplay: Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience. |
Limited Spaces Available! With our community already growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss out on this exciting opportunity to be part of Hubris SMP!
Join the vetting server here: https://discord.gg/NXSVkK8VdW Be part of something incredible—sign up today!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8708 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1040 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7393 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 465 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3975 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?
So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4954 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 286 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
