Woke Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5908	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Quailiens is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.