Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PitSim

    PitSim

    PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NoRules Network

    NoRules Network

    NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

    – Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

    Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

    Join now! play.norules.wtf

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Everlands

    Everlands

    Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ExtractMC

    ExtractMC

    A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • JailsMC

    JailsMC

    JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

    We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 170
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • JustBox

    JustBox

    JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EleriumMC

    EleriumMC

    Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PokeChampions

    PokeChampions

    Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

    Server Information:

    Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LifeSteal SMP

    LifeSteal SMP

    Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

    We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

    Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Craftland

    Craftland

    ======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

    We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • RamboMC

    RamboMC

    RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

    Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

    Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

    Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Saltwater Scourge

    Saltwater Scourge

    Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

    128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

    https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineCrack World

    MineCrack World

    Survival Minecraft server with Grief Protection, Claims, RTP, Set Homes, and No economy.

    We aim to provide the best Survival Minecraft experience with a few extra protections and amenities. Our goal is to do one thing and do it well, we have no plans on expanding into other Minecraft game types.

    Mine Crack is a Community Server that Features Survival & Creative. We are a community server, meaning that we take our members’ feedback to help improve the Server.

    Other Information We have a Community Discord server here – https://discord.gg/mx7PVWPG Follow us on twitter here – Coming soon.. Public Website – Coming soon.. Server is Sponsored by Apex Hosting -https://apexminecrafthosting.com/

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Bridge Practice

    Bridge Practice

    Practice The Bridge using various different techniques – Wing Practice, Prebow Practice, Bypass Practice, and Bot 1v1 Practice, where you can duel an AI in The Bridge! The server is custom coded to help improve your bridge skills from a rookie to a godlike. Have questions, need support, or think of a suggestion? Join our Discord by typing /discord once you get into the game.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 6950
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • VectorCraft

    VectorCraft

    Vectorcraft is here for you!! What’s in Vectorcraft season 5? 1. Survival Unik 3. Custom Item 4. Boss Dungeon?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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