Woe is Me Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cute Minecraft SMP Girl

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time.

Picture this: a server where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh. Where the villagers throw epic raves every Saturday night and the Ender Dragon is just misunderstood and wants to be your BFF.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a visit. And did we mention that the Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava water slides?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. And remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re battling zombie pigmen with a group of senior citizens who are surprisingly good with a bow and arrow.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Blonde Brown Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens as they soar through the sky, battling evil zombie villagers with diamond swords made of cheese, and building your very own roller coaster that launches you into a pool of rainbow-colored lava (don’t worry, it’s not hot!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a crown made entirely of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	744338
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dragon Age Veilguard Minecraft SMP Reviews

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake, or get involved in intense debates over the best way to build a dirt house.

We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted potatoes and diamond-encrusted carrots. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show, where players compete to see who can dress their llama in the most ridiculous outfit.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is that there are no rules, come join us and see who will come out on top in the battle of who was right here!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

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InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us you have a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

We are waiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru

Port: 19132

Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Witcheress 4 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like Witcheress 4 on steroids! Join us for epic quests where you can battle giant creepers, rescue villagers from evil witches, and even ride dragons into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server has custom mods that allow you to transform into a powerful witcheress with magical powers. You can cast spells, brew potions, and even summon a unicorn to ride around on.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and deadly traps. Just watch out for the troll guarding the treasure – he’s not too keen on sharing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mexicans Having Black Sheep in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here we focus on the real issues like the political implications of Mexicans having black blood.

Join us as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft where players are constantly questioning their heritage and trying to figure out if they have any black, white, or native blood in them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic and outrageous events you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts where players compete to find the most coveted loot in the game.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

iCraft Itt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that something crazy is always going down!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive unicorn army, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off competition. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of infinite cake!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog General/

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP around – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest game trailers to the wildest crossover miniseries with DC.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock the ability to run as fast as Sonic himself in-game. Imagine zooming past creepers and zombies at lightning speed, leaving chaos in your wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve heard whispers of a secret underground tunnel in the SMP that leads to a hidden emerald mine. Legend has it that whoever finds all the emeralds will gain the power of Super Sonic and be invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Sonic the Hedgehog General and let the hilarity and chaos ensue! Just watch out for Dr. Eggman – he’s been known to grief our builds with his robot army.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and reality is a mere suggestion.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be transported to a world where up is down and left is right. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of extracting the elusive Priest of La Manchaland Gregor or the enigmatic Rodion. These targets are not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are out of this world (literally).

So why wait? Download our server now and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your own imagination. And remember, the tutorial is crucial – you never know what kind of madness awaits you in this twisted realm.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Spooky Minecraft SMP Story Time

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every day is a wild ride of chaos and laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is filled with crazy characters and wacky builds that will make you question your sanity. From giant chicken statues to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a tradition of spooky storytelling nights, where players gather around a campfire to tell the scariest tales they can come up with. Trust us, you won’t be able to sleep after hearing about the haunted creeper that roams the server at night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Feels Bar Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can vent your feelings while building epic structures! Need to let out some steam after a long day of mining? Just hop on and start smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Order your drinks at our virtual bar and pay with cards or cash (in-game currency, of course). Need a pick-me-up while fighting off creepers? Just order a virtual mojito and keep on crafting!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – Creeper Clique

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules, but who really follows those anyway?

Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Our server is like F-list, but with blocks! Create your own character profile, find like-minded players with similar interests and fetishes (we won’t judge), and roleplay to your heart’s content.

Forget about boring old survival mode, we’ve got webchat for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

But wait, there’s more! Our community pastebin is filled with juicy gossip, our profile image search tool will help you find the perfect skin, and our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the drama.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can unmake all the Ankhas you want? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Furious MC X MinePixel

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MinePixel X Furious MC is an exciting Minecraft server that blends creativity and competitive gameplay into one vibrant community. Players can explore beautifully crafted worlds filled with custom biomes, unique builds, and interactive quests. The server features various game modes, including Survival, Creative, and Mini-Games, catering to all play styles.

With a strong emphasis on community, MinePixel X Furious MC offers regular events, tournaments, and collaborative projects, encouraging players to team up and showcase their skills. The server is equipped with plugins that enhance gameplay, providing players with tools for building, trading, and battling. Friendly staff and active moderators ensure a welcoming atmosphere, making it easy for newcomers to jump in and enjoy the adventure.

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, MinePixel X Furious MC promises an immersive experience filled with endless possibilities! [1.8.x – 1.21.x]

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Inferno PvP

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Inferno PvP – Unleash your power in the ultimate PvP battleground! Face fierce boss fights, battle other players, and grind through tiers of mobs for epic rewards. With exclusive donor areas for fishing, mining, and special perks, there’s always something to gain. Gather three Inferno Axe pieces to unlock custom crafting, and test your skills in our action-packed PvP arena. Join now and conquer Inferno PvP! —->> INFERNOPVP.NET

WE SUPPORT VERSIONS 1.8-1.21.1

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	765
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SkyWheels Minecraft server

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Welcome to the creators of the SkyWheels server! We would like to tell you about our small project.

This is survival in a skyblock world with mods, where everyone has their own personal island for comfortable play alone or with invited friends. You start development with a small territory, which can be expanded indefinitely (of course, if you don’t remember other players…) and build your own personal paradise!

But not everything is so simple: you will have to survive in a world of limited resources and hordes of monsters hunting for you! And you can forget about the resources that fell into the abyss forever! Nature and technology will help you on your difficult path! Break the cobblestones and crush them into powder! Sift through the trash and get the valuables! Kill mobs and get loot! Build cars from Create! Process resources in Mekanism! Let the rivers of mana flow from Botania! Everything is in your hands!

Visit us on Discord https://discord.gg/emd7yVeeKp and follow the developing server!

We wish everyone a successful game! We are waiting for you on the server!

PS The server is currently at the alpha stage, which means that errors, bugs and shortcomings can (and will) occur here. Report any problems you find and they will be fixed as soon as possible! We are also waiting for your questions and suggestions regarding the server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2