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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9875 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).