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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8428 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3841 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 351 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 7523 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).