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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2928 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Emeralds Found: | 3878 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).