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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2411 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).