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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8406 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).